Vegas, Baby!

Well, I am home from fabulous Las Vegas. I was totally thinking that I would have all these interesting things to say about my trip, but I don't. So, instead I'm going to share the things I learned in Las Vegas.

1. Oh, how I appreciate the smoking bans in Minnesota. Seriously people, I could've gotten lung cancer from just walking around. People need to learn that cigarettes are nasty things that can kill you.
2. SEX, SEX, SEX. It's everywhere! Frankly, it's disgusting.
3. Yay Vegas for clean streets. I was very impressed.
4. OMG, the shopping is amazing. I nearly crapped in my pants when I saw a juicy couture store. A STORE! Not to mention the Ferragamo, Chanel, Dior, Gucci, Kate Spade, Agent Provacatuer stores. It's enough to send a girl into cardiac arrest or debt.
5. Twisty escalators are freaking cool.
6. I thought Vegas would be filled with pretty people. Thankfully it wasn't. I actually felt good about myself. :)
7. Evidently, the Imperial Palace is the last of Hurrah's hotel/casino to go under a renovation. Let's just say it needs it.
8. There is a Hooter's hotel and casino. At least six guys on my tram got off there. Then the other guys wished them luck at finding a girl at their hotel. Hooter's hotel/casino equals one big sausage fest.
9. Vegas Weddings are not my style at all. Nuff said.
10. The Wynn Hotel is not all that it's cracked up to be. For the money they obviously spent, they could have done so much better.
11. They charge you up the *ss for everything at Vegas. $4 ATM fee, $5 for a small latte. It's fricking ridiculous.
12. The Bellagio is an amazing hotel. They have a gorgeous conservatory, a huge chocolate fountain, and it's just plain gorgeous.
13. I won a whopping $13.25! YAY for quarter slots!
14. I would like to think that I sent off a don't mess with me vibe. I really didn't want guys all up in my face this weekend and I succeeded!

That's all I have to say about Vegas right now.