Splat

I know I have mentioned, probably ad naseum, that I live very near the country. This means that I when I drive to see some of my friends that the most direct route is through the middle of nowhere. I've never had a problem driving through the country, I actually really enjoy it. It's nice to see so much open space; it's really actually soothing. However, the most glaring problem of driving through the country is the bug splat. It's disgusting! It'd be one thing if I just got home and noticed bug guts all over my car, but no. These dang bugs have to splat so loud that I can hear it. YUCK!