Ugh, Sam's Club

So, before becoming Supa-Hostess I had to suffer through quite the ordeal. This is what happened:

* Go to Sam's Club
* Get new card as old one was stolen with wallet
* Find out I have an outstanding check that never cleared because old checking account was closed
* Go to bank to withdraw $130
* Go to Sam's give them the money and start shopping
* Can't find the food thing I want
* Hear my name and realize I'm being paged. AT SAM'S CLUB
* Go to the Customer Service Desk
* Find out that oops, I have another outstanding check (D*mn, how many times did my husband go to "the club")
* Realize I didn't withdraw enough cash to pay for the second check
* Go to ATM
* Realize that I never changed the PIN and I have no idea what it is
* Go back to the Customer Service Desk, beg to pay for my items and promise that mu husband will come to pay the other bill
* Pay for my items, but not the flowers as I don't have enough money


Highlights of the trip include:
The Customer Service Rep asking if I had credit cards, like I was po'
Feeling stupid because I couldn't remember my PIN
Begging the Sam's Club lady to let me buy their stuff
Paying not one, but two service charges.


UGH!