Port-a-Potties, Rent-a-John, Portable Toilets. Whatever you want to call them, that's fine. All I know is they scare the crap out of me.
Reason why they are scary number one:
I live in a new housing development with lots of construction and port-a-potties. When I take Hailey for a walk at night I have this irrational fear that a construction worker is going to jump out of one and attack me! I know this sounds stupid, but it true.
Reason why they are scary number two:
After seeing North Country, I now have a fear that while I'm in a port-a-potty that someone is going to try and tip it over. It'd be so horrible if that happened! Eew!
Reason why they are scary number three:
Port-a-potties are disgusting. I can't imagine how many germs are in them. I bet people have gotten crabs just walking in one before. Then there is all the poo and pee just sitting in there. DISGUSTING!
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